Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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