i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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