he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
