Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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