But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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