i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
