so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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