Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How naked do you want me to be?
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