some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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