And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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