I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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