There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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