what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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