Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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