Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
