I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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