I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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