Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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