I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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