Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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