Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
