I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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