everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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