found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm really busy with my period
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