She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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