Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize