I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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