We're facebook friends in real life
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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