4 words: hood of his car
he was CRYING into my vagina
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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