I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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