I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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