Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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