I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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