But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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