Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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