the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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