just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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