Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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