i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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