am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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