I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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