Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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