Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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