there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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