That's intense
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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