hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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