She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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