Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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