I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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