I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
