Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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