we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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