when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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